Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living
Nick Offerman
Oct 2013 · Penguin Random House Audio · Narrated by Nick Offerman
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Parks and Recreation actor Nick Offerman shares his humorous fulminations on life, manliness, meat, and much more in his first book.
Growing a perfect moustache, grilling red meat, wooing a woman—who better to deliver this tutelage than the always charming, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson?  Combining his trademark comic voice and very real expertise in woodworking—he runs his own woodshop—Paddle Your Own Canoe features tales from Offerman’s childhood in small-town Minooka, Illinois—“I grew up literally in the middle of a cornfield”—to his theater days in Chicago, beginnings as a carpenter/actor and the hilarious and magnificent seduction of his now-wife Megan Mullally.   It also offers hard-bitten battle strategies in the arenas of manliness, love, style, religion, woodworking, and outdoor recreation, among many other savory entrees.
A mix of amusing anecdotes, opinionated lessons and rants, sprinkled with offbeat gaiety, Paddle Your Own Canoe will not only tickle readers pink but may also rouse them to put down their smart phones, study a few sycamore leaves, and maybe even hand craft (and paddle) their own canoes.
Growing a perfect moustache, grilling red meat, wooing a woman—who better to deliver this tutelage than the always charming, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson?  Combining his trademark comic voice and very real expertise in woodworking—he runs his own woodshop—Paddle Your Own Canoe features tales from Offerman’s childhood in small-town Minooka, Illinois—“I grew up literally in the middle of a cornfield”—to his theater days in Chicago, beginnings as a carpenter/actor and the hilarious and magnificent seduction of his now-wife Megan Mullally.   It also offers hard-bitten battle strategies in the arenas of manliness, love, style, religion, woodworking, and outdoor recreation, among many other savory entrees.
A mix of amusing anecdotes, opinionated lessons and rants, sprinkled with offbeat gaiety, Paddle Your Own Canoe will not only tickle readers pink but may also rouse them to put down their smart phones, study a few sycamore leaves, and maybe even hand craft (and paddle) their own canoes.
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4.4
50 reviews
Ryan Kolker
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August 8, 2019
Be warned! If you have ANY worthwhile values pass on this one. The condescending and liberal overtones of this book are nearly sickening. My biggest gripe is that I wasted my money on this.
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Timothy Spicer
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May 19, 2022
I don't practice religion, however, he spent over 30 minutes trashing the Bible, people who do practice religion and people who believe in creationism, for: Presenting their "opinions" as facts. Then proceeded to arrogantly present his opinions on religion as though they were infallible truths, with the same lack of open-mindedness that he accused religious people of.
Candy Shack
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March 15, 2020
wanted the book to be great.i find finishing it a struggle. smart man, seems to have some underlying issues with organized religion and surprisingly comes of preachy about it. expected an upbeat book about life, his life and experience, instead...uhh...its almost painful. but the decision is yours.
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About the author
Nick Offerman is a stage and screen actor and woodworker. He is married to the most beautiful and talented actress working today, Megan Mullally. They live in Los Angeles, CA with their three poodles. Nick is as good at using a broom as anybody you're likely to come across.
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