Table of Contents
Preface xi
Introduction: Liquidity in the Market 1
Chapter 1 Your Pleasure Is Our Business 13
Alexis, Part I It's Hard Meeting Men in the City 32
Chapter 2 Delivering More Love than Jesus 35
Alexis, Part II Go Ask Phantasy Tour 52
Chapter 3 The New Serendipity 54
Alexis, Part III What's the Etiquette Here? 78
Chapter 4 It Knows My Anal Preferences? 81
Alexis, Part IV It's Good to Say You Want a Real Relationship 104
Chapter 5 Better Relationships but More Divorce 108
Alexis, Part V Sometimes Things Do Work Out 128
Chapter 6 Diaper Daddies and Lonely Stoners 131
Chapter 7 Like Everyone, I'm Looking for My True Love 149
Alexis, Part VI A Searing Chronicle 173
Chapter 8 Knowledge Is Sour 176
Alexis, Part VII The Battle of Least Interested 189
Chapter 9 Let's Keep This Fucker Coming Back 193
Alexis, Part VIII In Terms of Sheer Numbers 212
Epilogue: Dating Starts Here 215
Acknowledgments 225
Notes 227
Index 247
