Catholic Girl's Guide To Sex

Catholic Girl's Guide To Sex

Catholic Girl's Guide To Sex

Catholic Girl's Guide To Sex

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Overview

The essential handbook for managing your morals the modern way

You don’t have to be Catholic to feel a twinge of concern when your love life gets too lively—but it helps. Melinda Anderson and Kathleen Murray to the rescue! They provide guidance from your first impure thoughts to the day you cash in your V-card; from the moment you realize with alarm that your numbers sure are adding up, until the blessed morning you wake in the (almost) safe haven of marital sex. This saucy little catechism covers such burning concerns as:

•Choosing between your hormones and Him
•The intimidating world of self-love
•Etiquette tips for the confessional
•The new Catholic Math: Sex with an ex, an atheist, or a Protestant doesn't count. Were you really, really drunk or was it really, really bad? Doesn’t count either.

The Catholic Girl’s Guide to Sex is here to help you enjoy your inevitable fall from grace.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780767917094
Publisher: Harmony/Rodale
Publication date: 10/14/2003
Sold by: Random House
Format: eBook
Pages: 208
File size: 2 MB

About the Author

MELINDA ANDERSON and KATHLEEN MURRAY live in New York City. They pray for forgiveness.

Read an Excerpt

Bachelorettes don't have to be Catholic to feel an occasional twinge of concern when their love lives get too lively—but it helps. Catching the wave of popular titles for the fabulous young female, The Catholic Girl's Guide to Sex brings a litany of laughter to the bedroom, especially if the female involved has a hang-up or two. Hip and humorous, this saucy little catechism covers such burning concerns as:
• Exceptions to the sexual accounting rules (sex with an ex, an atheist, or a Protestant doesn't count; neither does drunk sex, or really, really bad sex)
•The scale of sin, from impure thoughts to dirty deeds
•Choosing between hormones and Him
•Etiquette tips for the confessional
•How to face Dad at Sunday dinner after a hot-and-heavy weekend
•The marriage bed: a blessed haven?
With witty drawings and steamy true-life tales, The Catholic Girl's Guide to Sex makes a wholly entertaining gift. This handy reference manual is destined for cocktail tables—and bedside tables—coast to coast.

Author Biography:

Twenty-somethings MELINDA ANDERSON and KATHLEEN MURRAY are freelance writers and editors and, of course, Catholics. They live in New York City.

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