Images You Should Not Masturbate To

There I was, ready to gaze upon a hilarious collection of images designed to confuse me, as well as eliminate any sexual desire in my brain. I must admit some of these images work flawlessly... some however, I found a confusion that I did not expect. Why are some of these images slightly arousing, I wondered. Is it me, or is that one very attractive tree... is that a collection of attractive trees? I will admit that I may be the outlier here, but as I stare longly at the images of these trees I wonder. I am aroused by these beautiful bark bearing gifts from the Earth, and maybe I should be ashamed, but I'm not. For this reason I do not believe the book works as advertised.

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