We Are Never Meeting in Real Life: Essays

· Penguin Random House Audio · Narrated by Samantha Irby
3.8
10 reviews
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9 hr 17 min
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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • This essay collection from the “bitches gotta eat” blogger, writer on Hulu’s Shrill and HBO's And Just Like That, and “one of our country’s most fierce and foulmouthed authors” (Amber Tamblyn, Vulture) is sure to make you alternately cackle with glee and cry real tears.

"A sidesplitting polemicist for the most awful situations.”—The New York Times


Whether Samantha Irby is talking about how her difficult childhood has led to a problem in making “adult” budgets; explaining why she should be the new Bachelorette (she's "35-ish, but could easily pass for 60-something"); detailing a disastrous pilgrimage-slash-romantic-vacation to Nashville to scatter her estranged father's ashes; sharing awkward sexual encounters; or dispensing advice on how to navigate friendships with former drinking buddies who are now suburban moms (hang in there for the Costco loot!); she’s as deft at poking fun at the ghosts of her past self as she is at capturing powerful emotional truths.

Don't miss Samantha Irby's bestselling new book, Quietly Hostile!

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3.8
10 reviews
Jennifer LeMasurier
January 10, 2021
Could not finish this. I have heard grocery store announcements sound more interesting than this author. I thought it was suppose to be funny but was just crude and boring.
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Blake Bolan
February 21, 2021
Absolutely devoured Meaty and Wow, No Thank You last year, and could be found constantly mid-cackle. So glad I decided to go for the audio version is this book - it has extra layers of hilarity when read by Sam herself. I loved it, and will be purchasing the audio recordings of her other books to enjoy while I lend out my paperbacks to friends.
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Deandra Carter
May 26, 2018
I'm so glad I bought this in audiobook format instead of a hard or ebook copy. It's the best version. The author reads it with this dry and deadpan humor that had me laughing until I cried. I'm definitely listening to it again. Samantha is brutally honest about her life, her thoughts, and her activities. I could really relate. There spots where I said out loud, "Same girl. Same." I definitely recommend this. It's raw, hilarious, and real.
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Samantha Irby writes a blog called "bitches gotta eat."

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